For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024
Get the Guardian mexicanmug. Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?
Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020
Get the GuardiaNmug. A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have
Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.
by noscopethepope May 1, 2017
Get the party guardianmug. by jstejste May 3, 2011
Get the Wood Guardianmug. A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Get the Comedy Guardian Warriormug. Aka: weeds
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
Get the guardian plantsmug. A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.
I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.
by CentralBeing December 19, 2023
Get the Lost Guardianmug.