Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female

Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!

by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017

Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 30, 2019

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024

Guardian Fangirl

A girl who will do anything to defend her favorite character.

Person #1: Why is she always so aggressive whenever someone trash talks *insert name*?
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.

by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020

party guardian

A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have

Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.

by noscopethepope May 1, 2017

Guardian AKFRUBEIL

Protecters of FELBJATIVES AND FELBJrATIVES FELBJASHES FROM THE FALLEN AKFRUBEILS OF ALL THE UNITED UNIVERSE'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Guardian's of the kingdom of gomightybjis gomightydjis. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I invented and made and created guardian akfrubeils. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 30, 2021