the act of jacking off in public areas, like in the back of a classroom, or in the bathroom while other people are trying to shit and mind their own business.
by ayyyyooooo April 25, 2010
Get the gristing mug.by Jason314 September 23, 2005
Get the Nut Grunt mug.An very creepy holiday. Often occurring, but not limited to, around Christmas.
If you're having a good Christmas, but then a creeper comes/cums on to you, then your Christmas becomes a Gristmas.
A true Christmas nightmare. Like "The Nightmare before Christmas," except wayyy scarier and without the cool soundtrack. (The only noise you will hear is the sound a gristy guy makes jerking off in a public restroom).
If someone starts Gristing (creeper texting) you on Christmas
If you're having a good Christmas, but then a creeper comes/cums on to you, then your Christmas becomes a Gristmas.
A true Christmas nightmare. Like "The Nightmare before Christmas," except wayyy scarier and without the cool soundtrack. (The only noise you will hear is the sound a gristy guy makes jerking off in a public restroom).
If someone starts Gristing (creeper texting) you on Christmas
Newly-wed woman: I was having the best Christmas ever with those new handcuffs my husband got me!! .... but then this fucking Gristy douche randomly showed up and fucked my Husband. Fucking worst Gristmas ever!!!
Sexually harassed man: Dude, that guy keeps offering to send me gift cards for christmas. I think he just wants to get in my pants.
Friend: dude, just take one in the ass for the 30$ gift card. Especially if it's the candy cane edition. Have a merry Gristmas bro.
Sexually harassed man: Ha ha, funny, go jerk off in public you Grist monger
Gristy dude (to another guy): Hey, can I give you a few gift cards? I really want you to have a special Christmas.
Guy: OMG NO! Cuz then it wouldn't be Christmas anymore--It would be GRISTmas!!
Gristy dude: oh sorry. Hey do you want the gift card with the gingerbread man, the candy cane, or the snowman? Also, I need you to come visit me on vacation in Hawaii. I've got a candy cane to put in your small, brown stocking ;)
Guy: ....... *jaw drops to floor*.......
X rated section of story: Gristy dude shoves penis in guy's mouth while guy's jaw dropped to the floor in disbelief. Gristy dude finishes, and wishes him a merry Gristmas.
Sexually harassed man: Dude, that guy keeps offering to send me gift cards for christmas. I think he just wants to get in my pants.
Friend: dude, just take one in the ass for the 30$ gift card. Especially if it's the candy cane edition. Have a merry Gristmas bro.
Sexually harassed man: Ha ha, funny, go jerk off in public you Grist monger
Gristy dude (to another guy): Hey, can I give you a few gift cards? I really want you to have a special Christmas.
Guy: OMG NO! Cuz then it wouldn't be Christmas anymore--It would be GRISTmas!!
Gristy dude: oh sorry. Hey do you want the gift card with the gingerbread man, the candy cane, or the snowman? Also, I need you to come visit me on vacation in Hawaii. I've got a candy cane to put in your small, brown stocking ;)
Guy: ....... *jaw drops to floor*.......
X rated section of story: Gristy dude shoves penis in guy's mouth while guy's jaw dropped to the floor in disbelief. Gristy dude finishes, and wishes him a merry Gristmas.
by I like to play soggy waffle December 29, 2010
Get the gristmas mug.The noise one makes when entering work and acknowledging co-workers. The grunt is understood between the two, and is usually stands for "fuck, another day at this shitty place!"
When I saw Fred as I walked into hell...I mean work, we looked at each other and grunted. He must be disgruntled too.
by ocu-pie May 4, 2003
Get the grunt mug.by ManofG December 28, 2007
Get the grunt mug.little dog-like aliens in Halo that is used as cannon fodder. since they are cowardly from their small size it is fairly humerous to kill them in mass.
by Crazy Carlos February 18, 2004
Get the grunt mug.by spoleze February 15, 2003
Get the gristled mug.