Gooner

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.

Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst

by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023

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got the gooner

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

by Your joking November 20, 2021

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poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

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Gnaw Gooner

A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.

"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."

by spiritualbxtch January 30, 2025

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