floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

Goldfish

Someone who cannot sustain or gets bored with a relationship easily.

Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.

Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.

by FrankieRose December 21, 2021

goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.

“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”

by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011

goldfish

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.

I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.

by redpenqueen November 12, 2012

Goldfish

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.

You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)

by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024

that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive

Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish

by Pietro Django Miximoff July 8, 2017