jew goal

a term used to describe a type of footballing goal in which a player squares the ball when in a 2 on 1 with the goalkeeper. it originates from the game fifa and is still largely used within this game but can also be used in real life. a jew goal is frowned upon within the fifa community and often results with the scoring player being called a jew.

1- what a goal
2- no that was a jew goal you jew

by leonf1 March 13, 2011

Global Government

see Star Trek Federation

see also GAY

fuckin Marxist nerds

by burn in hell August 6, 2004

global pandemilovato

Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread

All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Slobber Gobble

to vigorously perform oral sexual acts on a male using vast amounts of saliva and also going deep enough to induce choking and related traumatic noises from the performing party.

Tina- "I don't just suck cock, I can give a mean slobber gobble"
Larry; "pull dem trousers down, I wanna slobber gobble that shit"

by T-O-Double August 24, 2009

relationship goals

when two people are in a relationship and girls envy them, usually a celebrity couple or popular couple in high school

"omg brenda and austin are relationship goals!"

by fender101 January 13, 2015

gobble neck

The hideous flap of skin that hangs from some old people's necks.

Strom Thurmond had a fine gobble neck.

by funk_knuckle June 10, 2004

Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.

Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.

by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013