Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.

I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.

by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014

maple glaze

another word for cum.

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.

by Token1 July 2, 2015

Glazed balls

When a girl farts while you are on top of her having sex.

Martha and Mark were fucking and she gave him glazed balls.

by bruja915 March 22, 2016

glazed knuckle

When you jizz on your knuckles after mast bating

After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.

by JayPare July 2, 2017

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.

That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.

by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020