glazed knuckle

When you jizz on your knuckles after mast bating

After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.

by JayPare July 2, 2017

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Glazed balls

When a girl farts while you are on top of her having sex.

Martha and Mark were fucking and she gave him glazed balls.

by bruja915 March 22, 2016

glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

GLAZED CHICKEN

why in the shit would you search this up. how did you even find this. get out, wha tare you doing with your life you fucking wierdo

i will shove a glazed chicken up your ass if you dont scram rn

by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 2, 2020

triple glazing

(v) sex act involving ejaculating onto all orafices (heterosexual sex)

1) Richard wasn't sure if he could handle Pamela's request for triple glazing that evening, so he invited his buddies over to help.

by rightmac September 10, 2010

Slay and Glaze

To have sexual intercourse with a female and then cover said female with ejaculate.

At the BBQ, I told Mark's younger sister that I wanted to Slay and Glaze her. I took her down Conan-style. She was no match for my sword. Plus, she was amenable when I told her that she was gonna get glazed like a Dunkin'.

by gaucho14 March 23, 2009