black cat girlfriend

She’s antisocial accept around you. When she’s mad, she closes herself out and doesn’t talk. She at least owns one black cat. Super cuddly and loves to feed you. Hates to eat herself and is probably depressed. Daddy issues

My black cat girlfriend gives the best brain.

by The C0uncil October 18, 2022

gilfedder

pertaining to a can of spinach.

i just hit some chick over the head with a gilfedder woooo.

by sdlashf May 3, 2009

girlfrhand

the "girlfriend" found right in the palm of a man's hand

my wife won't give me any, time to go see my girlfrhand

by AAAboy November 12, 2011

Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.

My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.

by Flynn Rider's a heart throb February 27, 2021

girlfriend thief

An alpha male who manages to steal a girl away from their lover.

I heard that Brad just swiped Morgan from Kyle. He's such a girlfriend thief.

by Executive-X January 15, 2022

The Girlfriend Complex

A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.

Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex

Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."

Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."

by TC_Watson March 4, 2011

old girlfriend

You hate her, but you still kind of love her.

Mixed feelings about an old girlfriend

by GSDboy January 15, 2013