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giving out free boners

When a woman dresses in a sexy way.
Did you see Jessica's short skirt? She's giving out free boners today.
by jokeysmurf1969 October 2, 2009
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Gilling

Gilling is the act of inserting a raw small to mid sized fish into a vagina or anus with the mouth facing outwards, and having a penis penetrate the mouth for the purposes of intercourse. Often done in an attempt to increase tightness and odour quality.

If there is ejaculate remaining in the fish it is optional to use it in a fish based dish afterwards, like a chowder or stock.
Boy I sure did enjoy gilling the Thompsons daughter the other week.
by droidroi December 27, 2018
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giligans island

sitting in the bath tub with a hard on fill the water to a depth where just the tip is out of the water. then get a fly tear the wings off and place him on your junk and he will walk all over it.
i got so bored last night i gave myself the giligans island
by nut job February 15, 2007
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Giving Up

When you are done and just don't try anymore. Giving up is when you stop trying to get the boy you've liked for "ages" Or when you realize cleaning your room is impossible because its so cluttered. Or when you can't figure out what color to paint your room so you just leave it how it is. Giving up is quitting and not trying anymore.
1. I can't do this homework anymore, its so hard I'm just giving up

2. I can't find the 5 gum I want. I'm just gonna give up looking for it
by hiddenbehindthesmile October 12, 2011
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giving the pirate eye

when a man ejaculates in a woman's eye
by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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giving face

A term to describe when a man gives oral pleasure to a woman.
John gave face to Shannon right after she gave him a beege.
by Dan November 10, 2002
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giving birth to cheese

Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese
by emmamelinda November 9, 2009
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