functional tweaker 

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.

Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.

functional tweaker by Republic of mo August 13, 2021

functionally lazy 

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

functionally lazy by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Functional Delicacy 

The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.

Im the functional Delicacy of the known everything is under my control

Functional Delicacy by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021

Functional marginalized whiner 

A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).

All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).

Functional marginalized whiner by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Functional marginalized whiner 

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).

Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.

Functional marginalized whiner by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Fucktion 

The opposite of function, a circumstance of being utterly unable to function and made so by multiple issues

As you can see, the office continues to fucktion entirely.

Fucktion by Lateric December 30, 2021

Fictional Nemesis 

a character from your favorite Tv Show,Book or Movie that you hate so much, that they are your enemy even though they don’t exist.

Person A: Ugh, that gangster guy from Squid Game makes my skin crawl and my ass itch.
Person B: I guess he’s your Fictional Nemesis.

Fictional Nemesis by c^mwh0re January 29, 2022