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Slap the frog 

A phrase for masturbating (used for females) but if your parents ask it’s about the meme pepe
“Dang I can’t wait till I get home so I can slap the frog”
Slap the frog by Queentea13 March 13, 2019

Frog smile 

A sexual act in which a naked man drags his flaccid penis across a naked woman's back ,in a leapfrog motion, to get his penis erect.
Guy: Dude, how do you get hard 'fore you give her the nasty?

Guy 2: I just frog smile dat bitch. Bitches love frog smiles!
Guy: you're a dick, ya know that?
Frog smile by Xyine September 18, 2015

frog-tied 

When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.
After the burglar had frog-tied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.
frog-tied by Barefeet98 January 23, 2008

Flogster 

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
Flogster by MissTinker December 13, 2016

Mexican Staring Frog 

A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...
Mexican Staring Frog by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007
The best animal in the entire universe. It is the most powerful thing on the earth. If you try to oppose one, you might kill it, but your life will never be the same. Also paper frogs are sick.
Oh look at that frog.
Yeah I know, it is so amazing.
Frog by FrogLover342324 January 16, 2018