Freezing hot

When something is so hot that it tricks your mind into thinking it is freezing cold, then the heat suddenly hits you and leaves you screaming with agony.

Ahh FUCK, MY HAND! That water ain't cold, it's freezing hot!

by RedH November 13, 2010

butt freeze

similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones anus. its when you get up in the middle of the night to shit only to realize that the toilet is so cold the shit you are taking freezes your asshole shut. butt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression "that shit was COLD MAN" is derived from butt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.

P1 (walks to toilet...) "owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee butt freeze!!!!!"

P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!

by squeakmighty July 12, 2009

nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

by pseudonym March 31, 2004

Seattle Freeze

The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.

"Hi there. Nice to meet you. Now go back where you came from." That's the Seattle Freeze for you.

by nyarlotep July 22, 2011

Back Freeze

Back freeze, or ice cream backache, is an intense pain in the back caused by eating or drinking something cold. It’s not serious and goes away in a few seconds or minutes.

"Man that Sonic icee gave me an intense back freeze."

by Flownetics October 9, 2023

taller freeze

The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.

"fuck i don't have the dildo"
"it's okay just do the taller freeze"

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.

"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."

by Grimmz13 July 7, 2021