Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022

Sack freckle

The irrelevance of a freckle right on your sack. You know it's there but nobody cares

"Whatever you say, Sack Freckle"

by SharkBait555 July 5, 2021

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

Shit freckles

Shit Freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”

by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021

freckle dust

To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.

What the hell! Wake up Brian, you just freckle dusted my leg!

by KryssieSmiles June 4, 2023

freckle maker

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.

Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.

by Da Freckle Maka July 9, 2016

Freckle-Boy

Ask your mom. She knows.

Alana: “He’s such a Freckle-Boy” Alana, what’s a freckle boy? Alana: “Oh, Ask your mom. She knows.”

by JamesBay22 May 29, 2018