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chodie foster

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A person who stars in movies of the chode genre
Chodie Fosters filmography Includes Silence of the Chode. The Chode files . Taxi Chode. Chode room. Chodehood
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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The Foster Family

A bizarre bunch brought together by fate on a road trip round New Zealand. These youngsters all came from the same mum though with different fathers Dad, Dad, Dad and... Daddd!!! Robbie was a vietnam vet, Susie a fashion queen, Paul a football nut and Timbob a gay (well his actions are like one) though his gobshite with the ladies directs otherwise!
All for 1 mum and 3 dads for all... oh and Daddd!!!!
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Foster Breath

Coming back from a lads night out whilst whispering into your lovers ear with great affection...
"Steve came back last night and whispered with loving Foster Breath"
by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023
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foster case

by juicy josh h October 22, 2016
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chelby foster

Is a loyal, bomb ass person who is everybody's best friend and is always lit as fuck. They keep it real and is insane as fuck.
Chelby Foster is an insane bomb ass loyal bitch!
by dncslv✂ July 23, 2017
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foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day
Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong
by steviesupreme November 4, 2014
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foster care

A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
by tenzip June 14, 2008
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