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someone very obsessed with the Harry Potter character named Draco Malfoy.

never online, and she is probably doing other things, like complaining about her mom every single day.

she's super dumb dumb bubble gum
honestly the biggest Draco Malfoy simp, but refuses to admit to it and says "it's all in the past"
puts ketchup on apples, then puts it in the microwave and claims that it's a 'Carmel apple'
admitted to reading y/n spicy Draco Malfoy fanfics
no perceptions to fanfics. all fanfics to her are Draco fanfics.
extremely short. looked 2 ft tall but claimed to be 4'11 at the age of 13.
she was best friends with a ginger since she saw her at the airport buying kinder eggs.
she has 11 boys crushing on her, at least that's what she says.
apparently got hit on like 7 times in 1 day at 13 years old
has insane mommy issues
what came first the color orange or the fruit and is the color orange nsmed after the fruit orange or is the fruit orange named after the color orange, fortune?
by berries and cream. September 23, 2021
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Fortune cookie

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.
by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
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Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
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Fortunality

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
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Miss Fortune

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...
Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning
by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020
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I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
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