someone very obsessed with the Harry Potter character named Draco Malfoy.
never online, and she is probably doing other things, like complaining about her mom every single day.
she's super dumb dumb bubble gum
honestly the biggest Draco Malfoy simp, but refuses to admit to it and says "it's all in the past"
puts ketchup on apples, then puts it in the microwave and claims that it's a 'Carmel apple'
admitted to reading y/n spicy Draco Malfoy fanfics
no perceptions to fanfics. all fanfics to her are Draco fanfics.
extremely short. looked 2 ft tall but claimed to be 4'11 at the age of 13.
she was best friends with a ginger since she saw her at the airport buying kinder eggs.
she has 11 boys crushing on her, at least that's what she says.
apparently got hit on like 7 times in 1 day at 13 years old
has insane mommy issues
never online, and she is probably doing other things, like complaining about her mom every single day.
she's super dumb dumb bubble gum
honestly the biggest Draco Malfoy simp, but refuses to admit to it and says "it's all in the past"
puts ketchup on apples, then puts it in the microwave and claims that it's a 'Carmel apple'
admitted to reading y/n spicy Draco Malfoy fanfics
no perceptions to fanfics. all fanfics to her are Draco fanfics.
extremely short. looked 2 ft tall but claimed to be 4'11 at the age of 13.
she was best friends with a ginger since she saw her at the airport buying kinder eggs.
she has 11 boys crushing on her, at least that's what she says.
apparently got hit on like 7 times in 1 day at 13 years old
has insane mommy issues
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