Beer Flu

Can occur on a Sunday evening bust most often Monday through Thursday. Caused by the excess consumption of alcholic beverages the previous evening, resulting in a craptastic hangover the following morning, most certainly resulting in a "sick" call into the office.
Dude, what happened to you yesterday, I didn't see you in the office, are you OK?

I got so shitfaced the other night that I had to call in sick this morning on account of the Beer Flu.
by C.A. Stallworth April 06, 2006
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gash flu

The tacky discharge found in the gusset and on rancid, infected lips. Can be the result of a queef. Not to be confused with whistling gorilla dribble. That's a whole other orifice.
She had gash flu dribbling down her leg and it stained my chinos......
by SteveJT February 05, 2008
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spider flu

A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.
I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.
by SpiderFlu November 06, 2013
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White Flu

When it's snows a ton and you call in sick from work to ski the powder snow. i.e. powder day!
I have white flu and will not be at work today.
by Camdad June 07, 2021
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Harlem Flu

n. Any of a series of correlative symptoms common to the morning after a superlative cocaine binge
Bill Wallace: Did Maurizio make it in today?
Dean Amsterdam: Nah... he shit the bed. Apparently a case of the 'Harlem Flu' winking if ya know what I mean....
by James Hoffa Lincoln February 26, 2012
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Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.
Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.
by The Learned Hand October 29, 2013
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democrat flu

Correct name for the 2020 covid flu.
Did you get your democrat flu shot?
by Fatty Alberto February 26, 2021
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