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Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties
She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris
by Fakename12 May 22, 2020
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Flat food

Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.

If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.

The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies
Miss Whoops: "Pancakes?? I really don't like flat food!"
by Rebecca K. Lunetta July 21, 2018
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flat mouths

Cheap sneakers possibly bought at K-Mart or Kash-n-Karry. The have flat soles, no cushion, and make a slapping sound when you run.
Look at kingfresh wearing his flat mouths! What an anathema!
by f3drock May 29, 2007
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Flat as a plank

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!
by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019
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Flat Earthers

People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.
I'm phobic towards flat earthers.
by Nerdo_160 January 15, 2021
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flat food

Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).
I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.
by winston smith the III October 12, 2007
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flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
by Kindly Wise October 28, 2005
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