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My farkin'GF left me what should I do?
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
by Frank June 22, 2003
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Someone who is just flat out nerdy.
They wear calf high socks pulled all the way up with their shorts;
they wear sandals with socks on;
the kind of people you just look at and wonder how they survive from day to day because they are just so... unique, but in a bad way;
the kind of people look like rednecks, stuck in the 90s, who's dressed by their grandmas, and is just flat out retarded;
the kind of people as Carlos Mencia would say "D D D";
the kind of fat lady who wears sweatpants and crocks, a shirt with Weenie the Pooh on it, and has her gut hanging out while walking around Walmart talking to random people;
somebody with four toes two are attached, who cuts and stitches toe socks to fit their inbred feet, then wears sandals so that everyone can see.
They wear calf high socks pulled all the way up with their shorts;
they wear sandals with socks on;
the kind of people you just look at and wonder how they survive from day to day because they are just so... unique, but in a bad way;
the kind of people look like rednecks, stuck in the 90s, who's dressed by their grandmas, and is just flat out retarded;
the kind of people as Carlos Mencia would say "D D D";
the kind of fat lady who wears sweatpants and crocks, a shirt with Weenie the Pooh on it, and has her gut hanging out while walking around Walmart talking to random people;
somebody with four toes two are attached, who cuts and stitches toe socks to fit their inbred feet, then wears sandals so that everyone can see.
by Kolten November 1, 2008
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2. That farker's fapping again.
2. That farker's fapping again.
by TooLoose La Trekkie October 16, 2003
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Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007
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"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"
"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"
"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"
by phillydrifter January 3, 2008
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