Clearwater Coffee Filter 

First you take off a woman's panties and have her hold them over her face. Take a shit on the panties and then piss on it so it filters through onto her face.

That chick was so freaky, she let me give her a Clearwater coffee filter.

Clearwater Coffee Filter by lcbaby April 18, 2007

Brazillian coffee filter 

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.

(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?

Brazillian coffee filter by slacking at work February 4, 2010

Queef filter 

Tampon

She need more queef filters from the store.

Queef filter by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016

semen filter 

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

semen filter by 508gang July 5, 2017

face filter 

The cringiest Snapchat "fad" ever known to man.

"HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE NEW FACE FILTERS OMGOMGOMOGMOMG LITAF RELATABLE AMIRITE"

face filter by Itsnoicedayyyyyy March 18, 2018

No Filter February

Since both girls and boys completed (No Makeup December) and (No Nut November), they should both NOT USE ANY FILTERS IN FEBRUARY!

UGLY BOY\GIRL: WHY DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO WITHOUT A FILTER
PERSON: because its NO Filter February

No Filter February by Cakelovesshard December 1, 2019

Chat Filter 

#### Chat filter ## ##### ### ####### ## is ###### ### ##### ### ###### ### #### ###### #### ###

Me: Hello ###########
Friend: #############
Me: Why is it ########
friend: There are ########## ####
ME: #### CHAT FILTER ######## # # ## #####

Chat Filter by IDKwhatsEnglish November 22, 2021