Free-farting

It's all fun and games until you shart.

After I am 5 drinks in I often find my self Free-Farting , no matter who I am around I will make them leave with my fart cannon.

by SmartestAss January 10, 2016

farting dust

a term used in bars and other drinking establishments to let the bartender know just how thirsty one is

Hey! I'm "farting dust" ova heeya who do I blow to get a drink?

by jacin rome October 8, 2005

Fenting

Fent is the smell of sex on underwear. Fenting is the practice of taking Fent-stained underwear and popping them on the kettle and turning it on, thus allowing Fent-filled steam to fill the air.

I can't play poker tonight, I'm fenting yer Ma's pants

by Christian Nade January 20, 2010

Fexting

A fight or argument done via text message.

My thumbs are sore, I have been fexting with the girlfriend all day!

by TheBrewer707 January 27, 2010

farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".

Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)

by stealthbomber May 8, 2013

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.

"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"

by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019