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fake bae 

Fake bae has the duties of real bae but not the responsibilities of the real bae.
Fake bae is present when I don't have a real bae
fake bae by Cruise September 30, 2015

fake bitch 

Is usually a young woman with a fake personality who likes to portray herself as sweet and wholesome to the greater public, while being a total bitch behind closed doors.
Fake bitch to the public: I'm going to stay a virgin until marriage and I will strive to stop world hunger.

Fake bitch behind closed doors: Screw it, I only care about myself.

Fake and Bake 

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.
Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."
Fake and Bake by DuhLindsey July 2, 2009

fake toe 

The act of purposefully fueling and maintaining someone else's misconception over an extended period of time, often involving telling all but one person the truth of a situation.
"When I was young I hurt my toe and my little brother thought my dad replaced it with a fake toe. We never told him that it never really happened so he believes it to this day and loves to tell the story, it's hilarious - quick, here he comes, ask him about it!"
fake toe by do not normal October 13, 2009

Fake oopsie. 

A term used to describe a moment in which someone acts like they meant to do or say something as a mistake but in reality they intended to do it, more than likely for attention. Pewdiepie doesn't approve of fake oopsies!
Girl: Omg, I just took this selfie by accident! Eww, look.

Pewdiepie: No! I call bs! Fake oopsie.

fake post 

A message left on a message board or personal Note to oneself for the purpose of stroking one's own ego in a susie like manner.
Don't take that crap seriously man! It's just a fake post some susie is using to foist their delusions on other people.
fake post by Dakhoth™ July 24, 2010