Nigger fairy

1. A gay black person who doesn't know that they're gay yet but everyone else does.

1. Man, look at that nigger fairy over there. Yeah I heard he takes a big one up the crack.

by Schmidtt January 19, 2008

insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

by The Dave February 22, 2004

hangover fairy

A person (boy or girl) who's job it is to console a very hungover person. They often supply the hungover with movies, snacks, and hugs. They are a the ultimate find in college.

person 1: hey, David how did that hangover treat you on wensday?
David: Dude, my hangover fairy came bye, helped me clean the puke out of my room, and then gave me donuts and coffee. We proceeded to watch movies.
Person 1: You're lucky, i just woke up in a pool of my own vomit!

by David Hanifi December 28, 2006

sky fairy

The name of any god, spirit or divine presence of which there is no evidence.

See ya, I'm off to worship sky fairy.

by Spgoo June 10, 2008

Porn Fairy

The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.

"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"

by Johnnybender October 25, 2007

shot fairy

The magical being that fills shot glasses when nobody is looking.

Oh look, the shot fairy came!

by Boobs Not Eyes! May 22, 2010

jew fairy

The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.

Damn you stupid Jew Fairy!!!

by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009