by Wrefferoni March 12, 2018
Get the Facetime and Pump mug.An incorrect fact told by someone who is living in an alternate and false reality. Inspired by White House press secretary Sean Spicer.
"After the break, here what spicer facts the White House press secretary told the American people at today's press conference."
by Stang January 22, 2017
Get the spicer fact mug.The teacher asked me where the guy in my paper came from, and he didn't know, so I told him Paraguay. Then some smart-ass fact nazis in the back corrected me.
by cap'n zack September 10, 2006
Get the fact nazi mug.To make up a fact and/or talk utter shite. Usually used when the person in question has no idea what they're talking about and wants to look like they do.
Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...
Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...
Gary Fact Example 1
Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."
Everyone else - "Idiot..."
Example 2
Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."
Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"
Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."
Everyone else - "Idiot..."
Example 2
Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."
Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"
by EveryoneMan December 16, 2008
Get the Gary Fact mug.To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
An evolution of the Poop Text
by Pooptexter June 18, 2011
Get the Poop FaceTime mug.A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.
B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.
by Rick Ross's moobs July 8, 2010
Get the FaceTime mug.The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011
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