significant event

Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.

(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.

recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)

by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010

thermal event

An exothermic reaction where large amounts of smoke are generated but no flames are observed.

My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.

by coldandbothered November 20, 2010

Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.

Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!

by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010

Event horizon

During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.

You know that bitch, Sasha Fox, she gave me the event horizon

by Marko1337 April 6, 2016

extinction level event

Extinction Level Event/E.L.E.

In 2027 there could be an extinction level event.

by ZzWatermelonJuicezZOnYt June 11, 2019

Isolated event

excuse used originally by a discord user called ''bleta'', used to cover brad phrasing.

Muffin, that was 2 isolated events!

by gabychiku May 18, 2019

sisterhood event

a person who has hooked up with at least 3 members of a sorority

Wow, Jason is one fuck away from being a sisterhood event.

by ladybird321 April 22, 2020