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Neon Genesis Evangelion 

1. Quite possibly the worst anime ever made...and that's saying something, since most anime sucks.
2. An anime show that involves a bunch of stupid kids who must defend the Earth against God (seriously...that's the story). God, for some reason, takes the forms of retarded dolls and geometric shapes to destroy Earth. Some say there is lots of symbolsim...but it really just plain sucks nuts...considering the fact that the creator was a depressive alcoholic and drug addict. No likeable characters (they actually get WORSE as the story progresses), and everyone dies in the end. The end itself is a crime against film making...you don't begin movies with 15 year old kids masturbating on other, comatose japanese 15 year olds...that's just wrong. People who think this is "teh gr8st anime 3var" have a pole up their ass or simply just can't get the fact that it contradicts itself over hundreds of times. People who watched this show and enjoyed it are the people who need to be sent to the front line during war.
I watch Neon Genesis Evangelion because I think it's symbollic!...At least I think it is...What's wrong with me?! I should kill myself for watching this absolute pile of shit. This show is meant for only 3 people...Pedophiles, Morons, and People Who have their Thumb Up their Ass! Which category am I?!...

Chynthiya Evangeline 

Chynthiya is a beautiful queen. She speaks directly with everyone and does not backstab anyone. You can trust Chynthiya for everything. She is such such goddess. You are so lucky if you have a soul mate like Chynthiya
Evaggelia a very beautiful girl

Never lies . She want always a boyfriend.

She is very sexy and unique . She has dreamy eyes.
She always has big dreams
evaggelia
evaggelia by You.gr November 21, 2021

Evangelist 

Usually reffered to define a religious creed, it can also be used in Italy to define a Homosexual with phsychiatric problems
Poor Davide, I recently found out he's an evangelist....
Evangelist by Rockefellerscanc November 15, 2016

Evangelical atheist  

Someone who is an atheist but has a wide knolegde of science and religion. The evangelical atheist has choesen science over religion with good arguments as to why he or she has done so. It is basically a religion without a god.

(Looking at some of the other definitions i decided to post a half decent one. The other ones seem to look at evangelical atheists as assholes... that is not true. You will encounter some but at least they put forward logical arguments about their view unlike religious people. "Yeah well god said let there be light and it just appeared..." makes perfect sense.
Evangelical atheist - Hey im an atheist :D

OMFG WTF LOL UR OBVIUSLYY GHEY COZ ITS TRU DAT GOD WOZ MAKE DA WORLD COZ IT SEZ IN THE BIBLE SO UR RONG LOL

Evangelical atheist - But i have scientific evi..

NO DA BIBLE SEZ DAT IS RONG K BAI

evangelion 

Short for "Neon Genesis" Evangelion which to be completely honest is a load of Japanese ripoff horseshit.
Most of the time the series progression is like watching paint dry and the movie was GOOD IF you liked having seziures.

Failed attempts to be original include some 'cool robots', blood, 'hot' 14 year old girls, terribly stupid references to the dead sea scrolls and screaming. ...REALLY not worth your time.
FAN: YAY ANIME! BEST ANIME EVER! SO AMAZING AND WILD AND PEOPLE JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT!

Someone else: I take it you've never watched 2001: A Space Odyssey? Do you even know who Stanley Kubrick IS?

neon genesis evangelion fan 

neon genesis is an anime. made in 1994 featuring the weird ass main character named shinji ikari, who harasses women.
neon genesis evangelion fans are usually virgins with zero friends
person 1: hi im a neon genesis evangelion fan
person 2: ew dont talk to me loser