Ethan

He a fucking stoner with a bigger shlong then Jesus

Ethan is a fucking Chad

by Rebingus November 17, 2020

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Ethan is somebody you will fall in love will and miss your classes just bc his good looks he is a shy boi but he touches you a lot he has blonde hair and hot freckles that just make him stand out in your eyes as he will always say "that's what she said"

Hi my names Ethan

by Oofergang2222 November 4, 2018

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A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured

"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"

by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019

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he always makes you feel special and one of a kind. hes hugs make you feel safe and like nothing can hurt you. he is always there for you and is always checking your okay. he may seem like a mean person or a smarty but once he opens up to you he is a nice caring guy who will always be there for you. if you dont see hes true side you will think he is a dickhead but wait till he opens his heart for you and find out he is actually the kindest person ever. you are very lucky if you know a ethan or hes even your partner. if your ever feeling down just ask for a hug and you will feel so much better. he always has something to say and has a really bright smile he will always make you laugh even when you dont think you will.

girl 1: look at him hes hot and hes smile is going to melt me
girl 2: thats ethan

by charlatte17 May 31, 2018

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