Esquimalt

A place where you could get away with stuff and have it blamed on the municipality due to its "ghettoness", although it is far from that. A notable amount of the troublemakers aren't even from the neighbourhood and instead use its bad rep (from over 30 years ago that's long dissipated but still floating around) as an excuse to do stupid stuff.

Otherwise, it's a quiet neighbourhood with nothing to do that has a Canadian Forces base located on the western end of it.

Person A: Oh what's this, 4 assaults in Esquimalt this weekend? How typical.

Person B: On the contrary, the people that executed the assaults weren't even from Esquimalt, but in fact Sooke and other far places (by foot). Do you even check your facts before making a stupid assumption?

by CaesarsPizzaSux March 19, 2011

Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005

Esquimo brother

Someone who banged or was banged by someone you banged or were banged by.

you banged heather too? Dude, you're my esquimo brother!!!

by iron_99 November 12, 2009

exsqueeze me

Excuse me.

"Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?"

by matt October 23, 2003

esquimalt

The other ghetto on vancouver island. If you want to get wasted, go to the cairn, saxe point or flemming. Crack babies and crack heads are everywhere. Crack heads trip out by the tim hortons in esq. There are enough prostitutes for a whole army. Esq also houses the worst gangs in esq by bamfield park.

Ghetto by the sea, the place shoaling waters! NATIVE PRIDE!

Tourist: Is this the ghetto of victoria?
Me: fuck yeah, you gonna get curb-stomped bitch
Tourist: already happened to me
Me: welcome to esquimalt

by escamoe March 9, 2007

Esqueeze Me

the longer, sightly more classy version of "squeeze me".

Getting blocked in a narrow hallway with one exit with an old woman ahead

"Esqueeze me, i need to move!"

by Cosmo Stecker February 9, 2012

esqueelation

Disease whereby a doughy substance protrudes from the belly button creating a small version of the victim formed from stomach lining. Whether you have an inny or an outy decides the gender of the esqueelate (small new being) with innies forming a female and outies forming a male. Whilst esqueelating, the victim/ host experiences extreme pain and discomfort and if the victim's name is mentioned during the esqueelation, the esqueelate twitches and will cause bleeding and EXCRUCIATING pain.

Jim was esqueelating; poor Jim. Not a fun esqueelation.

by HEHRBEHRT January 7, 2014