Is a medical condition where a fan of a professional football team is envious of the performance of Tim Tebow, however this person does not want to admit their like for him and does what they can to make others think they don’t like him. This person typically uses social media like Facebook and Twitter to make condescending comments and remarks about Tim Tebow in an attempt to make others think that they do not like him. At first this approach works, but after several weeks of making comments about all his current stats, his passing, his running, his commercials, and his religion most people within that person’s social network realize that this person now has “Tebow Envy”.
Rachel (Facebook Status Update): Where's Tebow time now? I told you they would lose!!! He just sucks.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.
Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.
John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.
by CoachKirk January 2, 2012
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by Mr Natural June 1, 2007
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by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009
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Get the Feed envy mug.Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
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The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.
To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
by The Fuse February 26, 2010
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