bog of eternal stench

A couch that reaks of feces and dead babies.

If you go to Pat's make sure not to sit on the Bog of Eternal Stench or you will stink for a lifetime.

by MC Gusto April 27, 2006

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.

MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.

by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009

Eternal Duct Tape

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

eternity

eternity ; Is something that isn't infinite but to achive its own : that can last forever ; just like your entirety of eternity of sexy booty!

Eternity is seaminglessly something that repeats itself, but that you do not know is there or is happening.

Like Your eternity booty in motion.

by x2v12 May 15, 2016

eternal cupcake phase

After concluding the initial timeframe of the cupcake phase (up to 5 years) you then come to a realization, you are now and forever bound to everlasting happiness. Reference Cupcake phase.

Patrick and Wendy are in an eternal cupcake phase

by Winniepo0 May 23, 2018

condemned to eternal damnation

Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.

I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.

by t_Dubz June 2, 2016