two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

by the comand'r February 24, 2019

ears with feet

A word used for people who go to the shows of Tori Amos, also somewhat synonymous with the word ToriPhile. Tori created this word herself when she was on tour in 1996. She doesnt like the word fans to describe the people who devote time and energy to attend her shows, so she calls them ears with feet instead.

"I hate the word fans, I'd like to call you ears with feet, and never use the word fan again because your ears with feet."

~Tori Amos, 9/16/96 - Akron, Ohio

by michellie September 21, 2005

Batta-Ears Gyal

“A Female Lacking Ambition Or Self-Worth”.

"National We Nuh Wife Batta-Ears Gyal".

by sosawellbad June 11, 2018

something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!

Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

Satellite ears

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...

(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo

by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009

Blowjob Ears

A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.

Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.

by Dimples928 August 10, 2016

disco ears

Ears on a dog that have one ear erect and upright and the opposite ear floppy and droopy, similar to John Travolta's arms in his famous pose on the dance floor in Saturday Night Fever.

Dusty the dog had surgery on only one of his ears, so now that ear flops down and the other one still points upward. Now Dusty is a disco dog with disco ears!

by Torgo March 8, 2020