Ducks

Ducks are the meaning of life, and the best thing that ever happened to this earth.

I went to church today I worshipped Ducks

by DucksWillRule October 26, 2020

duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022

duck

A bird that quacks. You probably already know what this means. Try not to use this while texting because it is similar to both *uck and d*ck, and UI and FD are right next to each other. Use with caution...

Did you see that new emoji of a d*ck? Oops I meant duck!!! heheheheh...

by Courtney Aranyos May 21, 2016

Ducking

When a male (usually the owner of a jeep) sticks his testicles in the ass of another male without the penis. If he does so successfully, he is awarded with a rubber duck.

“You see all these ducks in my jeep? That’s from ducking. Now watch me drive my jeep over a cliff side.

by Zapruder_313 July 16, 2022

duck

a random youtuber that makes whatever content that he wants but his best friend joey has one to called joey8809

idiot 1; have you seen the duck
idiot 2;yes
idiot 1;do you like his content?
idiot 2;kinda

by Josephofthe12yearolds December 29, 2021

duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.

Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.

by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010