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Duck

Ducks are an annoying kind of species that steal your food and never shut up.

Theu swim in water and are very loud.
You were sitting at the pond enjoying ypur food while staring at the glowing sun, suddenly you hear a very loud sound
"QUACK!!" the duck screamed as it splashed through the water. You realized it was coming after you, The duck opend its mouth and grabbed you from the hair and slammed you into the water.It quickly and sneakily went for the food in your hand, "QuaCK!" it screamed in victrory and evilness, laughing at you as it swam off into the sun. You were shocked as you were coverd in water and had no food!.
by islayeddd February 7, 2022
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duck

the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard
(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
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Duck

"Bro, look at that cute duck at the pond!"
by Cracktard July 26, 2021
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Ducking

The word typed when u are pissed and have fat thumbs
I hate you
‘U ducking twat
by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022
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duck

Verb. To search something on the DuckDuckGo web browser.
See help.duckduckgo.com/duckduckgo-help-pages/company/name/
by _tr May 28, 2023
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the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.
Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003
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Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.
Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.
by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010
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