by SVH April 15, 2008
Get the Dual iris mug."Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
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Get the dual wield mug.Whenever a company makes a good product then proceeds to make something terrible after making it feel like the company is 2 separate entities (based off of how bungies destiny dlcs have been bad and good after eachother)
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Get the Dual Diamatti mug."Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."
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