these aren't the droids you're looking for

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.

Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

Drod

Highly braindead individual with tendency to act without thinking. Tends to waste money and resources on same sex partners. Blames other for ones doing. Has extremely microscopic penis with tendency to ejaculate within millisecond of stimulation. Loves oral and anal copulation with extremely hairy women, men animals and sea slugs. Has sexual fantasies with undersea creatures like patrick and spongebob.

Dude!!!. You were droding last night. That wasn't cool.

by Khanster July 27, 2011

drodge

to put the end of your shirt through your pants zipper to make it look like a penis.

i got suspeded for droging yeasterday but it was worth it!

by zephania fairbrother October 7, 2004

droidification

You let go of you old cell phone and get an Android OS based smart-phone.

After droidification from his BlackBerry, Sam was amazed by the cool features of the Android. "You know what dude, I should've switched a looong time ago", he said beaming.

by jackpeppa June 14, 2010

A Droidian Slip

When Android predictive text replaces word/s in such a way as to reveal the hidden meaning in a text message.

For some strange reason my predictive text confuses the word 'cycle' with the word 'fuck'
Should have been more careful when I asked Ruby-Tuesday if she would fancy a cycle... What A Droidian Slip!

by CapCoco May 9, 2011

the droids you are looking for

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

dreideled

when a man lies on his back under a low fan and a woman riding him lifts her legs and grabs hold of the fan spinning her round and round.

guy one: fuck man that was amazing.
guy two: what was?
guy one: she dreideled me man it was awesome.

by jenna2010 August 31, 2009