eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.
Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.
by BrianCharles August 03, 2022
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dress rehersal

The act of self pleasurement whilst using a condom, often to see if is the right fit and/or suitable.
similar to a Posh Wank, but with intent.
"hey babe, dont worry... These rubbers wont break, I had a dress rehersal with them yesterday."
by B.Gentle February 07, 2023
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Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
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not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.
I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"
by Little_puppet March 07, 2017
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dryer dress

1. (verb) To get dressed by taking clothes out of the dryer because you were too lazy to fold them and put them away the day before
I woke up late, so I had to get dryer dressed.
by Juuuergen May 06, 2011
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Up A Dress

If you really like someone you can say you up a dress them then with a number saying how much you like them
Barry I Up A Dress You 1000
by Wang Dangler890 March 17, 2019
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Dress Codes

a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least
urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time
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