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Beef drapes

She has beef drapes
by Doughboy 1986 August 25, 2017
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cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.
Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.
by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023
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window draping

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.
"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?
by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015
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beefy drapes

When girl has vaginal lips that are far from easy to look at. Basically not the tucked away neat vagina that we all know and love.
Just in case you go down on her, I heard she has some beefy drapes.
by 4488m October 10, 2016
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draped off

Being distracted by someone or thing negatively
Bruh, she’s over there bein draped off by that nigga again
by Slum Lord Shawty November 23, 2018
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Draping

Draping (or a devious dick) is a made up TikTok challenge that consists of placing your penis upon an item or surface and recording it
Tyler: "Dude, I just draped on the principal's desk"
Robert: "Cool, man, I was just draping on Fred's forehead. I'm about to get so many likes."
by frankenen January 10, 2025
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The Drapes

proper noun: where the draft comes from

slang: state-sponsored sex work; the female equivalent of the draft
German women found out that their unemployment benefits could be cut in half, should they not take any of the available jobs. Several of those jobs were in a brothel. THAT was when the tail-end of the unemployment line became known as The Drapes.
by Sardatep007 August 6, 2022
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