That douchebag in high school

You know the one. The one who everyone hated but no one really told him it to his face. The one who would be super touchy with girls and suck up to them like crazy. The one who would invite himself to parties when it was clear no one wanted him there. The one who always would suck up to the popular kids despite the fact that they hated him. The one who thought that if he talked in a really loud voice it would make him funny/important. The one who would try out for every sport but barely be good enough to make JV. The one you so desperately wished someone would smack or tell off. The one who bragged about his beer drinking/pot smoking prowess. The one who would name drop the popular kids or hot girls in conversations to sound like he's connected to them in some way. You know the one. And you fucking hated him.

That douchebag in high school probably went on to only pass his tech classes if it makes you feel any better.

by Eric RRRRRRRR February 22, 2009

Douchebag McFucktard

Acting like an ass and then facing the repercussions.

Hey, look at that Douchebag McFucktard taunting a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo.

by hellyes January 19, 2008

douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.

Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.

by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005

douchebag index

The douchebag index (DBI) is a statistic that yields the number of days since a person last bathed. It is found by multiplying the number of visible tattoos (VT) by the number of missing teeth (MT).

DBI = VT X MT

This dude's douchebag index is 27, meaning that he hasn't bathed in about four weeks. He has nine gross tattoos and three missing teeth.

by Duckbutt January 9, 2008

douchebagasaurus

The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.

Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"

by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008

Douchebagger Vance

1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover

2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.

1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

by Doodle Bugs September 8, 2008

douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Your boss is a real douchebag!

by Burrito Brad June 28, 2006