devil's doorknob

Also known as the clitoris

I bet that bitch Stacy is sitting at home alone, ringing the devil's doorknob as we speak.

by _Nolski April 10, 2016

Doorknob

-See 'Safety'

<Poot!>
"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"

-Also see safety.

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Straight Doorknob

1. A working oxymoron

you're as gay as a Straight Doorknob
what the fuck? that doesn't make ANY sense.
yes it does, it's a working oxymoron, watch this: Have you ever seen a doorknob that's NOT round and bulbous?
yes... so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
I don't know I didn't fucking measure the damn thing.
Doesn't matter! If it's got an angle to it it ain't straight.

by TPaine1979 November 28, 2010

Doorknob

A fan of the doors (door) and someone who is into british rock music (knob).

person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...

by smithsfan November 18, 2010

hot doorknob

Sports term; a minor-league player whose promotion to the major-league team is bad news for the team, akin to smoke and a hot doorknob in a burning building.

The Oilers called up Allan "Hot Doorknob" Rourke today.

by dave272 December 2, 2007

busted doorknob

when a female inserts a key into the male jap-eye (pee hole) and turns it 180 degrees, then twisting the male nut sack vigorously a number of times.

hey did you hear that sarah gave shaun a busted doorknob last night??? wow.

by fries killah October 17, 2009

doorknob pickle

1- A string tied to a doorknob that is also tied to a pickle
2- An erection nickname

*girl rubs boobs against a guy* " do you have a doorknob pickle?

by pieballs October 9, 2008