dookie chair

a toilet

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?

by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015

dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.

It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.

by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013

dookie breath

Extremely bad breath. Breath so hot it melts your eyelids. Another name for halitosis.

"Man, that chick I just tried to holler at has some SERIOUS dookie breath.

by LushisKandy April 4, 2008

Glock Dookie

Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.

Tyrone was acting up so I had to hit him with the glock Dookie

by GDdef May 11, 2022

Dookie Hoe

Girl that fucks a whole lot and jocks all day.
Probably from Ocala Florida

damn look at waldo with that dookie hoe. that's all he can get.

by THE Jeremy May 3, 2008

dookie face

A facial expression showing extreme anguish or displeasure.

Since my car is broken and I have no money, I'm stuck in my house with the dookie face.

by Kinda D. June 23, 2004

dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

by Almighty_AL March 29, 2004