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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
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Doge

Someone’s bitch, a person who does everything for someone else.
1. You’re my doge.

2. H: Can you send me your answer for this question?
S: Sure!
H: Thanks doge
by stellabhaileyz October 11, 2022
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Doge

doge - something that used to be cool and is back in style, new, trending.
Love those wide legged pants! So doge!
I'm getting a doge piercing.
by Frankie Bangles November 26, 2024
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Doge

Hey use the doge
by anonymous April 16, 2024
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Dogeing

To undertake the dismantling of a thing without understanding of what it does, or the cost of not having it.
Tom the CEO decided dogeing the engineering department would save the bridge building company a considerable amount of money.
by Intue DeVoid April 3, 2025
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doge

a dog (most of the time a shiba-inu) surrounded with colored text.
wow much doge
by billybobjoebob.g December 4, 2018
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Doge

That one meme from 2011 that most people for got about
You a doge
by 0001Rememeht December 2, 2020
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