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You are wearing Dockers.
by GoodfellaSnoop October 31, 2004
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space docking

the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century.
Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.
by The Whaler April 17, 2006
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Golden Docking

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.
Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!
by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011
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Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.
Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.
by LordofWales August 9, 2010
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Dblock

An area near south east london, more commonly known as "Dartford". Wigger boys believe that these ends are ghetto and tend to call the area Dblock, although there are no "Blocks" (High Rise Flats) in Dartford. Furthermore a high majority of these fake gangsters claiming to be from "Dblock" infact do not inhabit or have links with the said area. For example many live in places such as Bexleyheath, Lewisham and Deptford. Others are from as far away as Tonbridge, and are too old to pretend that they are from "Da Hood". The group of idiotic boys that enjoy making songs and shouting loudly on buses "DBlock DBlock DBlock What What" need to realise that Dartford is not "Da Hood" (Also neither is Bluewater as they like to think). Basically noone is knocking Dartford as a place, but people should refrain from using the term DBlock to describe this rather normal town. DIS IS NOT DA HOOD YAH FIMME GEEE? (Example Of DBlock boys vocabulary. It is extremely limited)
Dblock yute number 1: wagwarn gang, is man rolling Dblock tonight with all the Dblock mandem?

Dblock yute number 2: corse blad, Dblock is my life alie? Although manz got no pee so gonna have to bunk the train from tonbridge ya get me ? Its nutting doe cos I'm a badman.
by Darty Ford April 25, 2009
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Dock up

The act of stretching one mans foreskin over the head of another man's penis.
Hey Paul, it's Iain, wanna come over later and Dock up? I've been stretching my foreskin all day.
by idockup24/7 November 16, 2006
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Dry Dock

The act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.

At the point, you push out your steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.

A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.

Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.
Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker.
by Solo Stroke October 15, 2009
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