happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.

Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.

by Hugeau April 15, 2019

divorce song

A song that has lyrics that glorify the end of a romantic relationship.

Ray-J song "No More", Tevin Campbell song "Goodbye", and the R. Kelly and Nivea duet "Laundromat" are divorce songs.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

mexican divorce

An abortion.

Bob: Fuck! I think I got my girl pregnant....
Fred: Time for a Mexican divorce!

by cheesy vagina October 18, 2008

Divorce diet

The unintended weight loss that occurs from going through a divorce. Possibly nature's way of removing 15 years of being a sloth to get you ready for dating again. Don't throw the old clothes out yet; all lost weight comes back once settled down after the rebound relationship.

Holy shit, Monica is looking hot! She must be hitting the gym after Todd left her.

Nah, she's on the divorce diet. Enjoy the view before she gets remarried.

by Grant Rampus July 28, 2016

Divorce Prone

When you practically will do any-thing to end your marriage you are feeling rather divorce prone.

Women approaches man in bar and says " noone is above straying these days ... the only reason I'm at this bar because I'm feeling rather divorce prone!

by aint that the truth August 14, 2011

e-divorce

a divorce that is executed on line, e.g. through an email or a social networking site.

The guy wants to have an e-divorce from his wife because he thinks she is errant.

by uttam maharjan February 2, 2010

Irish divorce

A wife bears six or so children- husband then deserts them.

My cousin Eileen and her brood were surprised to learn they had become the unfortunate subjects of an Irish divorce.

by Emmett Everett McWhorter August 4, 2006