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Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome

A word made up for a problem in the genetic code. Also known as ASS.
It makes the victim's buttocks spread apart within the span of 4-6 months due to constant gay sex and/or anal sex.
There are no cures as of 17th September, 2025
Nick was confirmed to have Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome last week!
by blitzisgud September 17, 2025
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An aortic dissection that involves the ascending aorta
Nancy: Jenny is such a dumb slut she just faked a Stanford type A Aortic Dissection to get with jarred!
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Social Media Dissect

It's the page you go to for marketing inspiration & for being up-to-date with trends on social media!
@socialmediadissect
Marketer 1: Where did you learn this amazing marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: I just follow Social Media Dissect for all this information!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
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Social Media Dissect

@socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!
Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: Oh I just follow Social Media Dissect on Instagram for learning about marketing!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
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Theory of Social Dialectics

A framework for understanding societal change as the result of continuous conflict (thesis vs. antithesis) between opposing social forces (e.g., ruling class vs. working class, tradition vs. progress, centralization vs. decentralization), which leads to a new, synthesized state that itself contains new contradictions. It views history not as smooth progress, but as a chain of revolutionary tensions where each resolution births the next conflict.
Example: The Theory of Social Dialectics explains the Industrial Revolution: the thesis (feudal agrarianism) was challenged by the antithesis (emergent capitalist industry), leading to a violent synthesis (the industrial capitalist society). This new synthesis then immediately created its own antithesis: an organized industrial proletariat, leading to the next dialectical conflict (class struggle).
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026
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do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid
Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?
by Darkestalone November 27, 2022
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