dirt chicken

Fried chicken, purchased from a fried chicken take-away store but not KFC. Very cheap, greasy, and tasty as hell. Ubiquitous in the UK, especially in lower socio-economic areas.

Dirt chicken stores often have names like 'Chicken Cottage', 'Texas Fried Chicken' or 'Southern Fried Chicken', and the colours and logo's of the signs may imitate KFC.

Can also be shortened to 'dirt'.

The term originated due to the perceived lower quality of the product compared to KFC (owing to the cheaper price), and because of the 'dirty' appearance of the stores in question. For this reason, 'dirt' may be applied to other take-away foods where the price is low and hygiene questionable, eg, 'dirt curry', 'dirt kebabs'.

"Man I'm hungover, let's grab some dirt chicken."
"KFC, that's rich man's dirt."

by Zippoaus February 28, 2009

Dirt Wizard

Hippie kids, studying and revealing the wonderful and the weird in the world - the magic.

You’ll never run out of things to discuss with a dirt wizard at a party

by andrewkahler February 2, 2018

A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Dirt Rip

Commonly mistaken for Dirty Bowl, dirt rips are pure tobacco instead of a marijuana-tobacco combo bowl. It is referred to as dirt for it's resemblance in color to the dirt on the ground. Indulging in a dirt rip can submit ones body into a much different aura than that of marijuana. Dirt rips last only a few minutes max.

-"Why is Arthur on the floor?"
-"He took a dirt rip, fucked his day up."

by TyroneTheTiger October 15, 2010

dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Christmas dirt

It is snow as defined by my four year old.

We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.

by Elisabunny November 29, 2022

Dirt Rod

A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.

Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."

Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"

Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"

by nirvarner September 3, 2010