dingus con

A dingus con is the king of dinguses. AKA the king of a person who is goofy, akward, and clumsy. A dingus con makes you laugh because of the stupid things they do.
You and your friend are walking down the street talking. Your friend does not see the trash can in front of them because they are speaking to you and they topple it, spilling its contents everywhere.

You say, "You dingus CON!!!!"
by Erin Box April 24, 2008
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dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.
Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.
by Sodhapop September 25, 2007
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Dyngus (or Dingus)

Originally polish for "worthy, proper, or suitable, also the Catholic holiday observed the day after Easter Sunday celebrating the end of Lent.

The word degraded sometime between WWII and Korean conflict to refer to a phallus, evolving to it's current usage referring to someone who is an irritant, stupid, or gullible.
"Leon's being a tool fuckin' with me again!"
"Yeah, he's been a Dyngus (or Dingus) since day one"
Or:
"Imma stomp your Dyngus (or Dingus) in the dirt!"
by gpoohba October 28, 2020
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Dingus

1) A large lumbering creature or
2) A daft, immoral and somewhat rebelious energy.
by Operez August 17, 2003
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dingus

1. a stupid person
2. word used to express an unknown article
did u see that thing, that dingus, i forget what its called
by LINEY! December 23, 2002
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Dingus Bingus

When someone decides that you would give the sloppiest blowjob in all the land
Watch out for jenny shell steal your man because she a is a dingus bingus
by aserhaeh January 01, 2021
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Dingus Manning

Basically, it's a child friendly way of saying retarded bitch without getting beaten to a pulp, grounded, or put in detention.
Bruh wtf, he's such a dingus manning for not getting that diamond sword in Minecraft.
by Method Zero September 09, 2021
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