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dingleberry scissors 

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.
Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!
dingleberry scissors by Brent Dax October 9, 2004

paper dingleberry 

those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping
Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.
paper dingleberry by K Siler June 10, 2005

Dingleberry 

English slang name for a penis. Less offensive that cock, dick, or prick, it's used by mothers when talking to very young male children, or by blokes talking to their doctor who feel a bit of a prick using the word penis.
"Doctor, I caught the end of my dingleberry in my zip; it's very sore and still bleeding a bit."
Dingleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

deodorant dingleberrys 

When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.
I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.

dingleberry pie 

toilet paper piles of cling-on crap that accumulated on the porcelain throne as result from a previous occupant's ass wiping.
Dude your roommate whips up the nastiest pile of dingleberry pie; he needs to utilize toilet shit-tiquette.
dingleberry pie by RealWorldG November 25, 2009

dingleberry 

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.
My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.
dingleberry by JGB April 17, 2003