diddaly darn

The phrase you use when something goes wrong or when you do something stupid.

Oh diddaly darn, I forgot my cocaine at shawns house.

by CactusBean December 16, 2016

diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.

The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.

by JFR16 March 24, 2017

Diddle boy

The master of diddling. He could diddle you at any moment and you wouldn't even realize. Can never be diddled.

N: I'm going to diddle you tonight, im the diddle boy.

by Jackxaniels December 26, 2017

diddle your skittle

Playing with one's cooch

Don't diddle your skittle on aisle 4

by Cosby2017 February 6, 2018

diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.

Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

Diadem

Diadem is usually a twin, and she argues with her twin a lot. When you meet her she is very quiet, but once you get to know her she is LOUD. She only has a few close friends, but is (mostly) a great person to be around. She is quite smart (but not smarter than her twin), and she does not think she is good at Art, but she is. She isn't very sporty, and she is a bit taller than average height. Whenever she argues with her twin brother, she gets vexed and doesn't stop talking. Her and her twin have telepathic powers and can finish each other’s sentences. If you ever meet a Diadem then do not let her go because she is a gem.

A Diadem is a crown or headband used as a sign of sovereignty.

by Pecman October 3, 2020

hand diddles

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.

I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.

by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009