Brachial Detachment

During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.

I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

noob detector

One or more qualities\traits of a person playing a video game that makes them a noob.Clan tags, armor effects/perks, armor/clothing, gamertag/playstation ID, weapons used, teabagging, kd ratio. Most of these pertain to Halo/COD since they are probably the two most played multiplayer series. Some people could have these traits/qualities but not be a noob, but these noob detectors still work on about 80% of people.

here are some noob detectors: clan tags: swag, pro, mlg awsm. armor abilities/perks: armor lock, jetpack, martyrdom, juggernaut. armor/clothing:eva(c), hayabusa. Weapons used: noobtubes, turrets, rockets. teabagging: teabagging itself is for noobs, but almost everyone does it so teabag for no reason=noob teabagging the winning team=super noob. teabagging losing team/assholes on your team that kill you= completely acceptable. kd ratio: If negative=noob if positive=not a noob

by ExplosiveSoap August 17, 2011

depeche mode

The noun "Dépêche" in French means a dispatch. Lots of French language publications have Dépêche in their title, sorta like "The XYZ City Telegram".

Depeche Mode hasn't been the same since Alan Wilder left.

by Seb Paquet May 27, 2006

Secret Detective

When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"

Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!

by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006

Obesity Detective

People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.

Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"

Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."

by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008

metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags

Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me

by applealex November 15, 2009

drunk detector

A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.

My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.

by RoseThourne March 27, 2007