Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 11, 2024

delayed texting

is something that happens 9 out of 10 times when the "faded" state of mind transition occurs.

Sorry about the delayed texting, I am a little faded right now.

by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012

Delayed Reaction Syndrome

The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.

Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real

by spriggan. September 14, 2023

The MB Delay

When an email is sent and received, it sits in the inbox of the Customer Service Rep that it was sent directly to, unread for hours or sometimes days. Most email will never get responded to ever. Building up in the inbox, lost forever in the Outlook abyss. When the email is finally replied to, the situation has already long been resolved or a delayed task.

Please also see: mike+brown+task

"I sent an email last week to [e-mail] and have not heard back"
Tech Rep looks over notes and sees that customers email is on the MB Delay.

by TheOnlyICPrincess September 3, 2009

Delay Technique

What a guy conjures up in his head to stop from coming too soon.

I was with this smoke show last night, and one thing led to another, and we were having sex. Luckily, I've got a great delay technique - I just think about my sweaty gym teacher in high school. Adds at least another 5 minutes.

by Mr. Dyche March 27, 2025

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

DelaY so2

Most useless and most talentless player ever in Standoff 2 Asia. He's now a big fan of gacha game.

DelaY so2

by DelaYwastaken November 17, 2021