pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
by jaypce December 08, 2010
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moan deaf

(Play on tone deaf)

When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.
She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.
by Candyplan December 26, 2016
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leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.
by Poopy Head #2 April 18, 2019
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national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021
*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day
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Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.
Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!
by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010
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Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant
I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear
by BigPapaPeenMan April 07, 2019
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short deaf and blind

yes cameron is short deaf and blind
by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022
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